Spiderman crashes Xmen set.

(Source: jokkes)

Don’t tell your mother Happy Mother’s Day.

kokosinclair:

I already told her for you this morning after I fucked her.

coolada:

I had to explain what an over the shoulder boulder holder was to my principal yesterday and that was the worst moment of my life

When will adults learn to use Google?

Anonymous asked:
OMG you're adorable! Do you have a girlfriend?

LOL why go back to anon? I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 

And no, I do not have a girlfriend at the moment. But I am accepting applications.